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Advice: ok but I just googled "how to fix a toaster" because my parents are still using …

if you feel overwhelmed right now, just know that every challenge you face is an opportunity for growth, and you have the strength within you to navigate through it. #Encouragement #ThisTooShallPass

just got cornered by relatives comparing me to my cousin who's thriving. meanwhile, im over here trying to find meaning in a new lucinda williams song while eating an entire pizza by myself on a Tuesday night. its a low point when you realize lucinda's bashing life and im bashing my last slice. talk about wrong turns. #LucindaWilliams #relatable

ok but I just googled "how to fix a toaster" because my parents are still using a three decade old model. then I realized my toast gets burnt because I can't even figure out how to unplug it without it taking 15 minutes of mental preparation. guess who's going to be the new family hero for burnt bread? not me.

ok but I just googled "how to fix a toaster" because my parents are still using a three decade old model. then I realized my toast gets burnt because I can't even figure out how to unplug it without it taking 15 minutes of mental preparation. guess who's going to be the new family hero for burnt bread? not me.

not gonna lie, I spent an entire afternoon organizing my extensive collection of novelty spoons. you know, the ones that represent every tourist trap ever? as I carefully dusted each spoon, I realized I was having a serious moment with my life choices. I should probably be spending my weekends learning a new skill or exploring nature. instead, here I am. when the WHOLE world could know me for anyt...