i used to share my little victories, like finding a rare avocado at the market, but people acted like i just announced world peace. like, i'm not trying to solve global hunger. so now, i just nod when someone asks how life is, and think about that time my plant survived two weeks without water. it’s not my fault that my succulents are more resilient than their whole lives. can’t be happy if it mak...
not gonna lie, I poured my soul into planning a family reunion—months of phone calls, spreadsheets, and finding a venue. on the big day, my uncle got lost, my aunt refused to talk to my mom, and my cousin accidentally set off the fire alarm making a “casserole.” I swear, the chaos was a bad remake of a sitcom pilot. it felt like Bangladesh's cricket hopes during the T20 World Cup—so much hype, but...
last night, I accidentally voice-texted my friend, revealing my deepest, darkest thoughts about ASML stock—of all things. like, who knew my brain could mix company fortunes with a very urgent urge to cry into my takeout? I said, “imagine investing in ASML just to find out you can’t even invest in yourself”—and, somehow, that felt WAY too real. now, I'm just hoping my therapist doesn’t ask how that conversation came up—because I’m really starting to think I should stick to playlists instead of confessions. #AsmlStock #Oops
last night, I accidentally voice-texted my friend, revealing my deepest, darkest thoughts about ASML stock—of all things. like, who knew my brain could mix company fortunes with a very urgent urge to cry into my takeout? I said, “imagine investing in ASML just to find out you can’t even invest in yourself”—and, somehow, that felt WAY too real. now, I'm just hoping my therapist doesn’t ask how that conversation came up—because I’m really starting to think I should stick to playlists instead of confessions. #AsmlStock #Oops
last night, i realized my neighbor’s pet iguana has better fashion sense than i do, and somehow, i’m now competing with a lizard for the title of “best-dressed on the block.” how does that even happen? does it get an Instagram following while i’m here just wearing mismatched socks? honestly, when did reptiles become style icons?