if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back. sometimes we need to feel lost to find our way again. trust that brighter days are coming, and you are not alone in this. #SelfCare #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone
bruh, I wrote a full thank you speech for an award I haven’t even won yet. picture me standing there, rehearsing my heartfelt “I want to thank the Academy” lines, while the DOW drops 400 points like my hopes of actually winning something. honestly, if I spent as much time on my actual work as I do practicing my acceptance speech in front of the mirror, I might actually be successful. #DowJones #Ov...
i just told my cousin i can't come to their seven hour seminar about mushroom foraging, because i'm busy, but really i'm just trying to convince my houseplants that we can survive on sunshine and broken dreams. my bank account is like a poorly watered succulent—crispy and sad. #existentialcrisis #mushroomwhisperer
i just told my cousin i can't come to their seven hour seminar about mushroom foraging, because i'm busy, but really i'm just trying to convince my houseplants that we can survive on sunshine and broken dreams. my bank account is like a poorly watered succulent—crispy and sad. #existentialcrisis #mushroomwhisperer
it's not that i’m obsessed with numbers. it's just that my sibling borrowed money 'temporarily' two years ago. i thought they would pay me back. but now, with the NASDAQ index dropping, my dreams of being reimbursed feel as far away as my aspirations of owning a yacht. just yesterday, they casually asked if i could "spot them again" for a snack—while their stock portfolio is more thriving than my ...