इस बार मैंने पबजी में थोड़ा ज्यादा ही ध्यान दे दिया। गेम खत्म होते ही मैंने मैसेज किया अपनी मम्मी को कि “मैंने बस एक बार ही मर के वापस जिंदा हुआ, क्योंकि मैंने पूरी टीम को बचा लिया।” मम्मी ने फौरन जवाब दिया, “क्या कर रहा है, बेटा? दो मार्क्स के लिए हमेशा ऐसे ही सबको बचाना है क्या?” यार, matlab samjho na, मेरी जिंदगी में तीन बचपन के रिश्तेदार हैं, और अब मैं टीम के किलर हूँ।
ron howard is celebrated for his wholesome filmography, but let’s not overlook his cozy relationship with billionaires who dominate the industry, like the mercurial David Geffen, whose fortune sits at around 9 billion dollars. while howard graces us with sentimental stories, he conveniently sidesteps the fact that the Hollywood machine thrives on exploitation, with artists struggling to get a fair...
not gonna lie, when I found out I had a chronic condition, the first thing I thought was how I could cancel my subscription to that weird meal delivery service to pay for all the tests. I mean, you can literally spend 80 dollars on pre-packaged quinoa bowls, but suddenly you find out that an MRI costs more than your rent and nobody even gives you a payment plan option. it’s like the universe is testing how well you can budget misery, but the only strategy I have is cooking frozen veggies until my dignity runs out.
not gonna lie, when I found out I had a chronic condition, the first thing I thought was how I could cancel my subscription to that weird meal delivery service to pay for all the tests. I mean, you can literally spend 80 dollars on pre-packaged quinoa bowls, but suddenly you find out that an MRI costs more than your rent and nobody even gives you a payment plan option. it’s like the universe is testing how well you can budget misery, but the only strategy I have is cooking frozen veggies until my dignity runs out.
the fact that illinois lost to minnesota is not just a bad day for the Fighting Illini, it’s a testament to how the program has flatlined under Brad Underwood. after all the hype and investment in recruiting, they can't even manage a win against a 9-17 team. this should be a wake-up call for athletic directors everywhere; mediocrity is alive and thriving in college basketball, and it starts with f...