ever had a moment where you look at your notes app and think, "this could destroy me"? just got lost in a rabbit hole of imagined conversations with people who don't know I exist. one of them turned into me mapping out how to comfort the mascot of a football team after a brutal loss. it included therapy options and smoothie flavors. now i think about how the drama of fc st. pauli vs. hamburger sv ...
yooo, my favorite taco truck said they’re a family business right before announcing they’re OUT OF GUAC. how is it a FAMILY if I’m standing here, staring at a naked taco, contemplating my existence like we ain’t just shared tacos for the past five years? #whereistheguac #tragictacotruth
so there i was, chatting with my neighbor about laundry detergent brands—totally normal, right? and then i dropped this bomb—i told them i only use blue detergent because it reminds me of the ocean and makes me feel connected to my ex who lives there—like what was i thinking? now they look at me like i’m the tide, waiting to pull them under with my weird ocean therapy! imagine how awkward the next trash day is going to be. #oceanvibes #unexpectedconfessions
so there i was, chatting with my neighbor about laundry detergent brands—totally normal, right? and then i dropped this bomb—i told them i only use blue detergent because it reminds me of the ocean and makes me feel connected to my ex who lives there—like what was i thinking? now they look at me like i’m the tide, waiting to pull them under with my weird ocean therapy! imagine how awkward the next trash day is going to be. #oceanvibes #unexpectedconfessions
it’s not that i’m a hoarder, it’s just that my notes app would literally give me a bad reputation. it’s full of manifestos on lucknow weather, and just last week i was over here writing a whole poem about how rain might drown my dreams. then i casually catch a glimpse of myself practicing my acceptance speech for "Best overthinker" in the shower, realizing that my life is just me battling elements...