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Advice: so i was trying to throw away some expired food and instead of just opening the …

i literally just found out my old college thesis got published in some random journal and honestly, i thought it would just gather dust forever but it didn’t. the dread of all those late nights and doubts washed away because wow, someone actually thought it was good enough to share, i can’t believe this worked out.

i really cannot believe it but my orchid just bloomed after two years of sitting there looking dead – thought i was gonna have to throw it out but instead it is beautiful and full of life like how did that even happen, just reminds me not to give up on things i guess?

so i was trying to throw away some expired food and instead of just opening the trash can like a normal person, i somehow turned it into a weird wrestling match with a stubborn lid that just would not cooperate, like it was possessed by the spirit of all my childhood failures, and i finally let out a yelp of frustration and just ended up tossing the whole bag like it was a paper airplane.

so i was trying to throw away some expired food and instead of just opening the trash can like a normal person, i somehow turned it into a weird wrestling match with a stubborn lid that just would not cooperate, like it was possessed by the spirit of all my childhood failures, and i finally let out a yelp of frustration and just ended up tossing the whole bag like it was a paper airplane.

یار، سمجھو نا پلیز، جب میں نے پہلے ہی ایک ریستوراں میں اپنی فرینڈ کو بلایا تھا اور بعد میں دوسرے ایک پر گئے، اور کسی نے جان بوجھ کر اُسی کھانے کے لئے بلایا جو میرے پسندیدہ تھا، اور پھر مجھے اس کا کیا جواب دینا ہے، بلکل ہی مزاحیہ سی بات تھی۔