just found out i make less than the new hire i trained. now every time i see them, i get flashbacks to how i explained the filing system while they nodded along like they were plotting my downfall. to add insult to injury, they wear SANDALS with SOCKS like they are an all-star athlete in unintentional fashion. this is fine. really. if my next birthday cake is not made out of resentment and sadness...
no because the way my coworker forwarded my private message about my favorite pen being “too sexy” to the entire team, I am questioning all of my life choices. like, was it the THREESOMES with the ink colors that pushed them over the edge? now my beloved stationery romance is exposed to everyone, and I am stuck rewriting my career trajectory as the "weird pen person."
you ever hear that one republic day song on the radio and suddenly you're reminded of how you thought thirty was old? i caught myself tearing up thinking about my life decisions while daydreaming about marching in a parade. like, is this what adulthood is? i started googling how to buy a flag, but all the links just led to tips on financial planning. WHAT EVEN IS THAT? now im spiraling. #RepublicDaySong #adultingishard
you ever hear that one republic day song on the radio and suddenly you're reminded of how you thought thirty was old? i caught myself tearing up thinking about my life decisions while daydreaming about marching in a parade. like, is this what adulthood is? i started googling how to buy a flag, but all the links just led to tips on financial planning. WHAT EVEN IS THAT? now im spiraling. #RepublicDaySong #adultingishard
not gonna lie, I just triple texted about my favorite brand of glue to someone who didn’t ask, and for a moment I thought, “what if I faked my death to avoid the awkwardness?” because if I die mysteriously, everyone will just think I got too passionate about crafting and I’m literally waiting for my funeral outfit to arrive so I can be PREPARED.