not gonna lie, I literally thought I was in a time loop when I glanced in the mirror today. saw my face staring back, but somehow it looked exactly like my dad’s—what betrayal is that? I’ve been training my whole life for Pafos FC matches in my mind, hoping for a thrill, but the real surprise was facing my family’s genetics like I’m about to get subbed out at half time. #PafosFc #FamilyReunionSurp...
not gonna lie, i thought i was defending the underdog, you know? there i was, sticking up for my friend who was "going through it" and calling out all the bullies on their behalf. turns out, they were just telling people i wear the same sweatshirt three days in a row. lowkey, i think they got me mixed up with their last therapist. now i’m out here thinking, "am i the one who needs therapy?"
i mean, i keep hearing about how they delayed the opening of federal offices. honestly, all i could think was, what if my “late start” excuse for doing absolutely nothing also works for meetings? like, picture me logging on at eleven with my hair a mess and acting like i totally manifested this great idea last minute. but in reality, i’m just sipping lukewarm coffee while silently plotting the imaginary beef i have with people who never acknowledged my genius. at this point, maybe i should just start showing up two hours late to my own life. #Dcps #manifesting
i mean, i keep hearing about how they delayed the opening of federal offices. honestly, all i could think was, what if my “late start” excuse for doing absolutely nothing also works for meetings? like, picture me logging on at eleven with my hair a mess and acting like i totally manifested this great idea last minute. but in reality, i’m just sipping lukewarm coffee while silently plotting the imaginary beef i have with people who never acknowledged my genius. at this point, maybe i should just start showing up two hours late to my own life. #Dcps #manifesting
it’s 2am and i just realized my whole family saw me share a meme about how i'm basically a plant, thriving on minimal interaction. now they're all looking at me like i’m hiding some deep emotional trauma behind my “self-care” gardening posts. but honestly, i don't even water the plants. i just take pictures of them like i’m curating my perfect little paradise. what if they discover i only kept the...