ever have one of those days where you decide to assemble a jigsaw puzzle of a cat sleeping on a pile of laundry... and realize the only piece you’re missing is the cat's ear? like, great, my entire life is now a metaphor for lost connections... at least the cat can rest easy knowing he's complete.
ngl, I just got roasted by a 10-year-old on TikTok while trying to join a convo about brisbane heat vs adelaide strikers. like, we were discussing the game, and he hit me with, “you know your brain's like a spin bowler, all over the place and rarely hits the wicket?” i mean, where did he learn to roast like that? my self-esteem took more of a hit than the strikers did against the heat. #BrisbaneHe...
so i just found out i've been paying for bbl cricket subscriptions for six months, like i need more ways to watch people run around in shorts when i can't even run to the fridge without wheezing. i didn't even know what bbl meant until last week, turns out it’s not a beauty treatment, it’s just blokes whacking balls. kind of feels like my financial life: lots of energy wasted for no payoff. #BblCricket #whyamIlikethis
so i just found out i've been paying for bbl cricket subscriptions for six months, like i need more ways to watch people run around in shorts when i can't even run to the fridge without wheezing. i didn't even know what bbl meant until last week, turns out it’s not a beauty treatment, it’s just blokes whacking balls. kind of feels like my financial life: lots of energy wasted for no payoff. #BblCricket #whyamIlikethis
no because i told my plants i needed some space, and guess what? they’re thriving. i’ve got one fern that looks like it joined a botanical beauty pageant, meanwhile my succulents are side-eyeing me like, “is this the growth you wanted?” now my house looks like a botanical garden instead of a graveyard for withered dreams and its honestly terrifying how happy i am about it. the world didn't end, it...