ok but imagine being in a meeting, feeling all pumped about sharing your brilliant idea, and then your boss looks right past you to praise Janet for it—like, okay Janet, do you come up with new world-changing concepts during your lunch break too? it’s like one minute I’m manifesting my promotion like Raja Teh Maimunah, and the next, I’m practicing my acceptance speech for the role of “unseen offic...
honestly, when I saw that Lahore Qalandars signed Mustafizur Rahman, I couldn't help but laugh. yaar, maine to aaj breakfast bhi socha nahi tha, bas yeh soch raha tha ki mujhe ghar ke liye bread aur butter nahi kharidne, bas phir bhi friends ka dinner miss kar raha hoon. kitna absurd hai na, ke mujhse bola jaye "let's hang out," par actually, paise itne nahi hain. aisa lagta hai jaise koi log mere...
i literally stood up for someone when everyone said they were two-faced, just to find out they were out there telling people how boring my life is, like, honestly, the highlight of my week is reorganizing my sock drawer and apparently that’s just a massive snooze-fest, but cool, cool, who knew socks were so scandalous, right? #messedupfriends #sockdrama
i literally stood up for someone when everyone said they were two-faced, just to find out they were out there telling people how boring my life is, like, honestly, the highlight of my week is reorganizing my sock drawer and apparently that’s just a massive snooze-fest, but cool, cool, who knew socks were so scandalous, right? #messedupfriends #sockdrama
it’s 2am and i’m scrolling through my feed, seeing everyone in new houses and new cars. matlab, the only thing new in my life is my expired gym membership and yet another skipped pay raise. everyone keeps talking about the stock exchange like it's their next date, and here i am trying to figure out how to afford another month of rent without my parents finding out. bhai, i feel like i’m watching a...