the way that i just found out my friend group has a secret chat without me. i know this sounds dramatic, but i thought we were sharing our darkest secrets, not hiding behind some digital curtain. i almost choked on my kombucha when i checked my phone and saw the messages about “this week’s libra weekly horoscope.” they were basically throwing a vibe party i wasn't invited to. am i the unluckiest l...
no because my uncle just sent me a text about the nfl teams left and i had to explain to him why my entire social media is filled with cryptic poetry about breakups and deep existential dread like... clearly that has nothing to do with a football game, but now my family thinks i'm 'just misunderstood' or whatever, which is SO not what i wanted to achieve at the last family gathering when i ate an ...
bruh, just accidentally liked a random photo from a friend's little sister's graduation party that happened ONE YEAR ago. it was just a photo of her and a piñata, and now I’m pretty sure I owe her like three birthday presents and a wedding gift I didn't even know I was attending. I quickly unliked it but I'm pretty sure I felt the pressure of their entire family wondering why I was IN A PHOTO WITH THE PIÑATA, you know? now I’m mentally calculating how to support a 21-year-old who probably does not remember me—my next steps may involve a marriage proposal… or just running away.
bruh, just accidentally liked a random photo from a friend's little sister's graduation party that happened ONE YEAR ago. it was just a photo of her and a piñata, and now I’m pretty sure I owe her like three birthday presents and a wedding gift I didn't even know I was attending. I quickly unliked it but I'm pretty sure I felt the pressure of their entire family wondering why I was IN A PHOTO WITH THE PIÑATA, you know? now I’m mentally calculating how to support a 21-year-old who probably does not remember me—my next steps may involve a marriage proposal… or just running away.
i thought i was going to a cozy holiday dinner, but instead it turned into an intervention. my family literally gathered around the table to confront me about my "life choices." i had to sit there awkwardly while they compared my situation to a canceled flight to cancun. honestly, how do you even respond to that? but in the end, i revealed that the only thing grounded here is my ambition, and they...