wait, so Asian Paints’ share price tanked and here I am, thinking about that time I tried to paint my bedroom a bright yellow and ended up creating a color that looked like a violent lemon. my roommate called it “canary on acid.” and now, watching all these investors cry over a few numbers, I can’t help but feel like maybe I should have just painted the walls a calming gray, you know? life choices...
it's not that i don't care about how they are—it's just that i decided to stop checking in when they never bothered to ask how i was doing, like i’m a walking advertisement for emotional neglect—so now i’m officially invested in whether the rockets win tonight because honestly, if kevin durant can make a comeback, maybe i should, too. the stakes feel the same, but i'm not sure if my heart is ready...
it’s three a.m. and i’m on day fifty-seven of daydreaming how my life would look if i’d accidentally adopted a hedgehog and named him ‘Mr. Prickles’... while also preparing for the inevitable fallout of him having a secret life as a ninja assassin. it’s getting weird when my mom walks in asking why i’m crying, and all i can say is “you wouldn’t understand, Mr. Prickles just killed the wrong person." #lifechoices #hedgehogdrama
it’s three a.m. and i’m on day fifty-seven of daydreaming how my life would look if i’d accidentally adopted a hedgehog and named him ‘Mr. Prickles’... while also preparing for the inevitable fallout of him having a secret life as a ninja assassin. it’s getting weird when my mom walks in asking why i’m crying, and all i can say is “you wouldn’t understand, Mr. Prickles just killed the wrong person." #lifechoices #hedgehogdrama
ever manifest something so hard you even started practicing a handstand because “the universe supports my upside-down perspective”? then you fall flat, land on your face, and the only thing that moves is your cat judging you from the corner, just a reminder that the real process is me staring at my vision board while scrolling through dog memes. #delusionalmanifesting #upside-downlife