last night I had a full-blown meltdown over how my side hustle of designing custom cereal box art for cats is now covering my avocado toast addiction while simultaneously contemplating whether my pet goldfish might be judging my life choices, but then I remembered he doesn’t even have a clue that the box is just cardboard and not actually edible – who am I kidding, right? #artlife #notweirdjustcre...
if you feel overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this, and every challenge you face is a step towards becoming even stronger. #SelfCare #StayStrong #Encouragement
not gonna lie, I poured my heart and soul into a two-page manifesto about the importance of backyard worm composting—complete with diagrams and enthusiastic bullet points. they replied with just a single thumbs-up emoji. I stared at it for ten minutes—who even gave them permission to make my 12 hours of research feel like a bathroom stall graffiti drawing?
not gonna lie, I poured my heart and soul into a two-page manifesto about the importance of backyard worm composting—complete with diagrams and enthusiastic bullet points. they replied with just a single thumbs-up emoji. I stared at it for ten minutes—who even gave them permission to make my 12 hours of research feel like a bathroom stall graffiti drawing?
i swear my 'best friend' only texts when they need a backup for their "personal circus act" that is actually just a complicated brunch order. they hit me up, asking if i can explain to the waiter that they are gluten-free, vegan, and allergic to water. like, when did i become their food interpreter?