day 14 of telling myself i will paint something beautiful. just spent two hours typing up an elaborate apology to the paintbrush for letting it sit in the drawer. thought about how my imaginary gallery will feature “the isolation of neglect” with just a single blank canvas. i could charge admission to my thoughts.
last night, i discovered that the plant i named after my ex is now thriving without me. they literally need space and now i am tending to my regret while my fern gets to flourish with its new favorite fertilizer. who knew houseplants could have better social lives than i do? #plantdrama #regretfulgardener
literally just bought a floral apron on sale that I will never wear. I don’t even cook! but it was fifty percent off and the fabric felt so nice in the store. now it’s hanging in my closet like a trophy of poor life choices, silently judging me while I microwave frozen dinners.
literally just bought a floral apron on sale that I will never wear. I don’t even cook! but it was fifty percent off and the fabric felt so nice in the store. now it’s hanging in my closet like a trophy of poor life choices, silently judging me while I microwave frozen dinners.
day 37 of humming 'vande mataram' to my plant like it can hear me. yesterday my neighbor asked me to stop. he didn't know i was actually preparing to host my imaginary singing competition. but now i just found out there's a mass singing event happening, and here i am still pretending my life's a musical with no audience. feels like im practicing for an audition that doesn’t exist. #Pib #CringeVibe...