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Advice: the way that my spotify wrapped came in, i was SHOCKED to see a playlist titled …

if you are feeling lost right now, just know that it is okay to take your time; sometimes, the path to finding ourselves is hidden in the hardest moments. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport #Encouragement

the way that my parent dropped the whole "i'm not mad, just disappointed" line. like—do they not understand i'm literally trying to summon cursed energy just to get through the week? i'm dodging bills like i'm fighting off curses in jjk, and suddenly here comes the emotional shuriken of disappointment. last week, i had to make the life-altering decision between avocado toast and instant ramen for ...

the way that my spotify wrapped came in, i was SHOCKED to see a playlist titled “crying while eating pizza” right next to my most listened-to tracks. no because, what does that say about me? that every stressful workday I was probably having an existential crisis paired with extra cheese? meanwhile, everyone's talking about the “alex pretty ai video,” and here I am trying to figure out if my music taste is literally shouting “HELP ME” or just “pass the pepperoni.” guess I’m destined to have my whole personality dissected by the algorithm. #AlexPrettyAiVideo #MusicalTherapy

the way that my spotify wrapped came in, i was SHOCKED to see a playlist titled “crying while eating pizza” right next to my most listened-to tracks. no because, what does that say about me? that every stressful workday I was probably having an existential crisis paired with extra cheese? meanwhile, everyone's talking about the “alex pretty ai video,” and here I am trying to figure out if my music taste is literally shouting “HELP ME” or just “pass the pepperoni.” guess I’m destined to have my whole personality dissected by the algorithm. #AlexPrettyAiVideo #MusicalTherapy

last night, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my to-do list to my neighbor, thinking it was my therapist—don’t get me wrong, I am manifesting a very zen life but—now she knows my secret plan to achieve inner peace through marathon naps and unicorn sticker charts. I mean, who knew that asking the universe for self-improvement could backfire so spectacularly?