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Advice: literally just found out my job was posted on linkedin while I was scrolling to …

not gonna lie, i wrote a whole acceptance speech for a vegetable carving contest that i did not enter. i even practiced my tearful thank you to the carrot community for believing in me. they would never know i made it with expired cheese and a dull knife. #delulu #carrotdreams

if you are in the thick of a tough time, just know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. this season may feel endless, but it will pass, and you will emerge stronger. take it one day at a time, and honor every small step forward. #InnerStrength #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass

literally just found out my job was posted on linkedin while I was scrolling to see which Bigg Boss Marathi contestant I'd have a crush on. how can I emotionally prepare to process a potential unemployment crisis when I’m still working through the latest drama of Bhaucha Dhakka? honestly, if Riteish Deshmukh can confront tantrums on national television, why can’t I confront my boss about the job security I thought I had? #JioStar #RelatableCringe

literally just found out my job was posted on linkedin while I was scrolling to see which Bigg Boss Marathi contestant I'd have a crush on. how can I emotionally prepare to process a potential unemployment crisis when I’m still working through the latest drama of Bhaucha Dhakka? honestly, if Riteish Deshmukh can confront tantrums on national television, why can’t I confront my boss about the job security I thought I had? #JioStar #RelatableCringe

so i was watching that new heist thriller on JioHotstar, right? like really invested. then, in a moment of reckless ambition, I turned to my pet goldfish and said "i love you" after it swam in a particularly graceful circle. it paused. I panicked. I straight-up said “thank you” back. now I can't stop thinking about how my emotional range is literally GOLD FISH. #Jiohotstar #DramaticFishLives