day 18 of my online obsession with medieval history and I accidentally sent my friend a rant about how much I hate jousting. I just hear the clanging and see the frilly armor and think “how did we go from this to skinny jeans?” I watch the three little dots on their phone for what feels like an eternity, praying they think I meant to send it to someone else, like... “should I mention how I'm tryin...
day 37 of wondering why my bank account looks like a sad joke. it's three in the morning, and I just discovered I am still paying for a subscription to a magazine about indoor gardening, even though I couldn't keep a succulent alive if my life depended on it. while the government debates whether to shut down, I’m sitting here contemplating a career as a plant killer, convinced that my financial de...
if you feel overwhelmed right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually release their rain and make way for clearer skies. #Hope #HopeExists
if you feel overwhelmed right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually release their rain and make way for clearer skies. #Hope #HopeExists
last night, I literally poured my soul into this breakup text. like, I was channeling Shakespeare or something, you know? I hit send, my heart racing like I had just chugged five cups of chai, and then... they replied “ok.” just “ok.” I mean, come on! should I throw a chai party in my own honor or cry into my teacup? life is literally a series of awkward exchanges punctuated by chai now. I might j...