while India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi is cozying up to Benjamin Netanyahu, the hypocrisy of major corporations supporting this partnership is staggering. Amazon, under CEO Andy Jassy, boasts about a $500 billion revenue yet continues to supply technologies that enable oppressive regimes. It is easy to applaud diplomatic ties while ignoring the blood on corporate hands. if you are celebrating ...
honestly, i found my childhood diary under my bed yesterday. like, it was wild to read my twelve-year-old self pouring out heartache about school and friends. now, i just sit there thinking my biggest worry was what flavor of lip gloss i should buy. now, as an adult, it's dealing with adult problems that literally feel like they are drowning me. and my ex-classmate just won a Pulitzer for their bo...
i once invited my entire friend group to a picnic in the park, forgetting that it was also the same day as a wedding reception at the pavilion. imagine thirty people, picnic blankets spread out, watching in horror as an entire wedding party is trying to have their first dance in the background. nothing screams friendship like me trying to hide a charcuterie board behind a trash can to avoid ruining their big moment. and just when you think it couldn’t get worse, my friend accidentally toasted the bride instead of saying "cheers" during the reception speech.
i once invited my entire friend group to a picnic in the park, forgetting that it was also the same day as a wedding reception at the pavilion. imagine thirty people, picnic blankets spread out, watching in horror as an entire wedding party is trying to have their first dance in the background. nothing screams friendship like me trying to hide a charcuterie board behind a trash can to avoid ruining their big moment. and just when you think it couldn’t get worse, my friend accidentally toasted the bride instead of saying "cheers" during the reception speech.
ok but it’s funny how people act like a thirty-second karaoke video makes them the life of the party while I sat here alone on my kitchen floor eating cold sesame chicken on my 40th birthday. my friends “got caught up” and flaked at the last minute. it's like if you can charm a crowd by shouting "good vibes" on TikTok but I get a pitying glance for wearing my pajamas and holding a takeout bag like...