literally just sent a screenshot of my whole plan to outsmart a parking garage scammer to the scammer himself. my thoughts on his side hustle and everything. like, does he even know I just unwittingly revealed my master plan for the free spot? now I have to play the world's most awkward game of cat and mouse, and he hasn’t even replied yet.
if you feel like you are walking through a storm right now, just remember that even the darkest clouds eventually give way to sunshine. #Hope #InnerStrength
no because I literally just liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago. my finger was possessed by an evil spirit that knew the vibes were questionable. now I have to actively avoid eye contact with this person forever, because they must think I have a time machine and some unhinged obsession. #lifeiswild #dontmindme
no because I literally just liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago. my finger was possessed by an evil spirit that knew the vibes were questionable. now I have to actively avoid eye contact with this person forever, because they must think I have a time machine and some unhinged obsession. #lifeiswild #dontmindme
no because I just wrote a literal dissertation on the intricacies of cheese aging, thinking it would impress the class, and they replied with a single cheese emoji. like, did I just expose my inner nerd or am I destined to be the lonely cheesemonger of my dreams? #cheesefail #selfreport