it’s not that i want to. it’s just... my grandma found that weird cookbook of mine. you know, the one with recipes for things like pickled rattlesnake and mushroom cocktails? and now i’m sitting here in this awkward silence, with her eyes judging me like she knows my every online search. i hearted my own message to her about trying “cuisine from the wild west,” and honestly, part of me wants to la...
literally just found out my friend introduced me to his “long-time friend” as a cover for trying to sneak in a business proposal during lunch. actually had a meltdown in my car afterwards because I thought we were getting tacos, not diving into spreadsheets. like, why did no one tell me that was a thing? what kind of betrayal is that, mixing friendly vibes with financial advice?
yaar, I just watched the news about those diplomats laughing and trading jabs, while I’m stuck in my bedroom rewatching the same old series because my life feels like an unending loop of Netflix and instant noodles. matlab, how can they be cracking deals in high-rise buildings while I’m here debating whether I should save that leftover pizza or order more? it's like everyone is living a blockbuster while I’m trapped in a low-budget sequel. it's exhausting, hai na? #SJaishankar #ExistentialCrisis
yaar, I just watched the news about those diplomats laughing and trading jabs, while I’m stuck in my bedroom rewatching the same old series because my life feels like an unending loop of Netflix and instant noodles. matlab, how can they be cracking deals in high-rise buildings while I’m here debating whether I should save that leftover pizza or order more? it's like everyone is living a blockbuster while I’m trapped in a low-budget sequel. it's exhausting, hai na? #SJaishankar #ExistentialCrisis
wait, so my parents ask about my savings while they think my Instagram is a highlight reel, but they have no idea that the only thing I’m consistently saving is my sanity from working a job I hate, and every time I scroll past those “calm” updates about David Miller, I just wonder if he has to fake it like I do, pretending I’m living my best life while juggling debts no one sees. #DavidMiller #exi...