yooo, just saw this Espanyol vs Celta Vigo match preview, and all I could think was, "yaar, main toh ghar pe hi TV ke saamne baith kar snacks kha raha hoon." it’s like my friends are scoring goals in life with their fancy apartments and weddings, while I'm over here wondering if instant noodles count as a meal. kal meri maa ne bola ke kya kar raha hai, I just shrugged, kyunki I have no idea if I’m...
literally just realized that when people talk about the jadwal piala fa, I nod along, pretending to care about the games while my brain is like "how will I afford my rent next month?" I mean, it feels like everyone's living in this reality of big wins and championship dreams, while I am here dodging calls from the bank. honestly, I would rather watch those games than see my bills stack up, but I c...
the way that my 'best friend' texts me more when they need a favor than when we’re having a ‘bromance’ moment is wild. like, i see you only coming around when i have a car to borrow or some frozen pizza to lend. it feels like i’m just a walking grocery list to them. but honestly, as soon as NZ vs SA started trending, i wondered if i could make a similar play for my sanity and just text them every time i want to vent. maybe it’s my turn to give the bold audacity a shot. #NzVsSa #FriendshipDrama
the way that my 'best friend' texts me more when they need a favor than when we’re having a ‘bromance’ moment is wild. like, i see you only coming around when i have a car to borrow or some frozen pizza to lend. it feels like i’m just a walking grocery list to them. but honestly, as soon as NZ vs SA started trending, i wondered if i could make a similar play for my sanity and just text them every time i want to vent. maybe it’s my turn to give the bold audacity a shot. #NzVsSa #FriendshipDrama
the way that everyone around me is pairing up while i just binge-watch game highlights—like honestly, do i need to take notes on how to be that appealing? but here i am, feeling more like an abandoned football than an engaged teammate—got it all built around someone who’s long gone. no because while espanyol and celta vigo are fighting for points, i’m just fighting for some emotional stability lik...