literally just bought a fancy popcorn maker to celebrate the reopening of my favorite cinema. you know, the one that's been saved by legendary directors. honestly, nothing feels better than *the smell of fresh popcorn* while binge-watching films that remind me how unproductive I am. fast forward to when I opened the credit card bill, and realized I basically financed my own movie theater instead o...
wait, so i just spent three hours perfecting my banana bread recipe. you know, the one with a sprinkle of cinnamon that my great-aunt swears brings happiness? i got so into it, i actually read all the reviews online. turns out, the only people happy are the ones who never made it. now my kitchen smells like failure and disappointment. honestly, just realized i put more love into this banana bread ...
just watched jannik sinner break yet another record. meanwhile, my credit card just broke me. I was practicing my excited reaction to potential good news from a job application that doesn’t exist. I practiced it in the mirror for twenty minutes. they still haven’t called. at this point, jannik’s next match feels more likely than my shot at adulting. #JannikSinner #relatable
just watched jannik sinner break yet another record. meanwhile, my credit card just broke me. I was practicing my excited reaction to potential good news from a job application that doesn’t exist. I practiced it in the mirror for twenty minutes. they still haven’t called. at this point, jannik’s next match feels more likely than my shot at adulting. #JannikSinner #relatable
the way that i just wrote a heartfelt email to my high school librarian, detailing how their unacknowledged 'past due' books led me to an existential crisis—realizing that, somehow, my overdue library fines made me the villain of my own life story. but, of course, I am not sending it—because my imaginary literary redemption arc can wait until i figure out how to return those six novels from 2010. ...