ngl, just heard that everyone’s raving about "tu yaa main movie." meanwhile, i'm sitting here dodging family calls about when i'm getting married. the irony? if i was half as captivating as their dramas, maybe i wouldn’t have to calculate how many months of my sanity this would cost me. imagine writing a budget on relationship stability while they think i'm planning an extravagant wedding instead....
lmao, bruh, aunty asked me when I'm getting married at that family function while I'm out here struggling to pay my bills. matlab, people think I’m living like Sharma ji ka beta, but actually, I’m counting pennies for my next meal, ya know? it's wild, like, there are travel restrictions, and I can't even travel across town without stressing over how much my health insurance isn’t covering. like, c...
yooo, so last week I realized I was literally hiding old gift cards in my sock drawer like I’m running some kind of shady operation, just to pretend I’m not spending the last of my cash on instant noodles, while my aunt is texting me about the “amazing” career I have that pays more than I can literally afford to admit, and I’m just sitting there like, bruh, my net worth is literally the value of my used textbooks from college, and my biggest asset is this snack drawer that’s a treasure hunt for change and stale gum.
yooo, so last week I realized I was literally hiding old gift cards in my sock drawer like I’m running some kind of shady operation, just to pretend I’m not spending the last of my cash on instant noodles, while my aunt is texting me about the “amazing” career I have that pays more than I can literally afford to admit, and I’m just sitting there like, bruh, my net worth is literally the value of my used textbooks from college, and my biggest asset is this snack drawer that’s a treasure hunt for change and stale gum.
क्या आपको कभी ऐसा लगता है कि आपकी सबसे अच्छी दोस्त शादी करके एक पूरी अलग इंसान बन गई है? मैं literally हर दिन उसे याद करती हूँ। पहले तो हम सारे राज़ साझा करते थे, अब बस फोन पर आम बातें करते हैं जैसे कि जीवन literally एक scripted टेलीविजन शो बन गया है। मेरे अंदर ये ख्याल आता है कि अगर उसकी ज़िंदगी ने ऐसे मोड़ लिए हैं तो मेरी लाइफ की "आशाएं" कहाँ गईं? कैसे किसी को मैं ये समझाऊं कि हमारी दोस्ती की वो...