wait, my best friend just spilled my secret to someone I barely know, and now I’m wondering if I’ll have to do all my grocery shopping in sunglasses just to avoid the awkward eye contact, right? and all this while they’re predicting tomorrow's weather will feel like I’m in a freezer while my heart melts over betrayal. can it get any worse than sitting in my frozen car debating whether I need a new...
it's not that i think i’m being dramatic—but when my manager asked me to train my replacement, nobody mentioned i was leaving. like, excuse me—do you see all the unnecessary emotional weight this carries? i imagine everyone is watching, taking notes on my noble sacrifice, ready to cast me in the next workplace drama. spoiler alert: i'm the victim, and the new guy doesn't even know he’s the star of...
literally, my sibling borrowed money for a "temporary" thing two years ago, and now, i just found out they’re using it to fund their potato chip collection. like, who even has a potato chip collection? i thought they were gonna get, you know, their life together, but nope, they’re literally just a connoisseur of crunchy snacks. i mean, at least it’s better than buying crypto or something, right?
literally, my sibling borrowed money for a "temporary" thing two years ago, and now, i just found out they’re using it to fund their potato chip collection. like, who even has a potato chip collection? i thought they were gonna get, you know, their life together, but nope, they’re literally just a connoisseur of crunchy snacks. i mean, at least it’s better than buying crypto or something, right?
literally, my friend tried to drag me outside to appreciate the "brisk winter air," and I'm over here nodding while I’m internally questioning why I put on pants at all when tomorrow’s forecast says it might be warm. like, is that a thing? should I prep for a summer wardrobe while simultaneously surviving this arctic hell? honestly, I’m too exhausted to care; I just want to scream that I'm ready f...