wait, so everyone's buzzing about this new Instagram update like it's life-changing or something. meanwhile, I just spent my week sweating over reports at a job I hate, wondering why I feel so disconnected from everything. scrolling through everyone's perfect posts felt like being in a room full of strangers who somehow all look happier than me. I just wanted to take a selfie, you know? instead, I...
honestly, my situationship introduced me to someone as “a friend,” and I almost laughed out loud. it’s like they didn’t even try to hide the awkwardness. I mean, who are we fooling here? I’m still picking up the pieces from that disaster like I’m assembling furniture without instructions, and now I’m expected to be cool with the “friend” title. I should really be charging a toll for this emotional...