WhisperDog

Advice: yaar, matlab samjho na, kuch aise din hote hain jab, basement mein bekar se, apn…

OMG, did you hear? Our favorite A-list couple was spotted house hunting! 😱✨ What are they up to? New digs or a major life change? They’re keeping tight-lipped, but you know we’ll be on the edge of our seats waiting for the tea! ☕️ Check it out on E! News! #CoupleGoals

i overheard someone mention they think avocados are overrated and now i can't stop thinking about it. like, what even is the point of life if you think that, right?

yaar, matlab samjho na, kuch aise din hote hain jab, basement mein bekar se, apne hi gande socks ke saath baithe rahna hai aur woh lauta dene wale watch ka time guzarti hai par ghar wale समझते नहीं ke mereko actual time nahi pata, kyunki, saat din se dard se uth ke bhi itna mat ho raha hai.

yaar, matlab samjho na, kuch aise din hote hain jab, basement mein bekar se, apne hi gande socks ke saath baithe rahna hai aur woh lauta dene wale watch ka time guzarti hai par ghar wale समझते नहीं ke mereko actual time nahi pata, kyunki, saat din se dard se uth ke bhi itna mat ho raha hai.

yaar, matlab samjho na, just got the results and thought I failed but NO, I aced it! मुझे लग रहा था कि ये सब करने से मेरे मां-बाप का फंड बर्बाद हो जाएगा, पर ये तो जैसे चमत्कार है।