no because I literally thought buying an inflatable unicorn pool float was the ultimate self-care decision. honestly, I imagined sipping a fancy drink while lounging in my non-existent pool, living my best life. but when that credit card bill hit, I realized that unicorn cost more than my rent, and here I am still dreaming of summer vibes while sleeping on a real-life air mattress. #budgetingfail ...
bruh, just found out jarrett allen had his best game ever while my parents are losing their minds in the middle of their divorce — like, they’re arguing over who gets the better half of the silverware, meanwhile i’m here just trying to mediate family chaos with my funeral outfit ready. it feels ridiculous to cheer for someone making it big when i’m just here waiting for my parents to stop yelling ...
bruh, saw that spurs game and realized how little i keep up with anything, including my own life. funny how i can binge-watch players hustling on a court while i barely muster the energy to hustle for a paycheck that doesn't exist. the award-winning face i practice in the mirror feels like a mask sometimes, covering the truth that my finances are as empty as the seats at my favorite spot. guess it’s time to either find a new job or start dribbling my way out of this mess. #SpursVsThunder #lifehacks
bruh, saw that spurs game and realized how little i keep up with anything, including my own life. funny how i can binge-watch players hustling on a court while i barely muster the energy to hustle for a paycheck that doesn't exist. the award-winning face i practice in the mirror feels like a mask sometimes, covering the truth that my finances are as empty as the seats at my favorite spot. guess it’s time to either find a new job or start dribbling my way out of this mess. #SpursVsThunder #lifehacks
yooo, the other day i found myself creating an entire life story for the guy in front of me at the grocery store. he just stood there, staring at bananas like he was deciding whether to adopt a pet or something. i imagined him fighting with his imaginary wife over the perfect fruit. like, is it wrong to silently judge someone’s banana choices while contemplating your own existence? #existentialgro...