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Advice: i literally just got into a parasocial beef with a fan account over a fictional …

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to feel this way. these tough times will pass, and you will come out stronger on the other side. #ThisTooShallPass #SelfCare #Encouragement

it's not that i care about the whole melbourne victory vs sydney fc thing, it's just that every time i see the scores, i literally think about how i spent my entire youth picking the safest career path while my friends pursued their soccer dreams. and here i am, crying into spreadsheets about quarterly earnings, imagining if i was living on a field somewhere yelling 'GOAL!' while sipping a smoothi...

i literally just got into a parasocial beef with a fan account over a fictional character's hair color. like, they were so convinced it was brown and i'm sitting here with a whole mood board proving it was actually auburn. now i’m picturing us at a convention, like a dramatic showdown over who gets to cosplay the ‘real’ version, while we both pretend this has anything to do with reality.

i literally just got into a parasocial beef with a fan account over a fictional character's hair color. like, they were so convinced it was brown and i'm sitting here with a whole mood board proving it was actually auburn. now i’m picturing us at a convention, like a dramatic showdown over who gets to cosplay the ‘real’ version, while we both pretend this has anything to do with reality.

it's 3am and i just realized my entire friend group feels like an online lobby in GTA 5. you think you're picking the best team, then suddenly everyone goes silent while you’re the last one in a shootout with absolutely nobody covering your back. at this point, i'm standing alone on the corner like a non-playable character waiting for a quest that will never come. nobody told me being loyal would ...