yo, bruh, they said they needed space and now I’m seeing them post about their new passion for obscure gardening while I’m over here just trying to keep my single spider plant alive—like, did we really break up just so they could host a plant parent support group with that new person? who even starts a fern TikTok right after a breakup?
bruh, so i stole the secret recipe for the world’s best tomato sauce from this old lady at the farmer's market, right? i watched her for weeks, sneaking around like i was in a spy movie, just to find out it was literally just garlic, olive oil, and a sprinkle of vengeance. now i make it every Sunday while daydreaming about her turning in her grave from sheer betrayal. but here's the kicker, i ran ...
just realized my new hobby of building tiny miniature furniture is not only taking over my life, but it is also somehow paying for all my adulting needs. like, who knew crafting a 1/12 scale armoire could cover my electricity bill? my life feels like a reverse trading spaces episode where the budget is all of my sanity, and the host is just my existential dread. honestly, if my therapist starts asking me about my mini dollhouse again, we might have to take a break from our regular scheduled programming.
just realized my new hobby of building tiny miniature furniture is not only taking over my life, but it is also somehow paying for all my adulting needs. like, who knew crafting a 1/12 scale armoire could cover my electricity bill? my life feels like a reverse trading spaces episode where the budget is all of my sanity, and the host is just my existential dread. honestly, if my therapist starts asking me about my mini dollhouse again, we might have to take a break from our regular scheduled programming.
ever had that moment where you realize everyone just leaves? im sitting here scrolling through the news about the australian dollar rising like it’s got something to prove, while my heart is sinking like it’s going to need a loan. this one friend got so close, then ghosted, and now i feel like i should invest in currency instead of connections. guess i’ll just have to ride this economic high alone...