the way that they said they "needed time" was really just a cover-up for still having their ex on speed dial. no because i believed in the fairytale. now i’m just here, planning our future while they’re still with their past. i mean, how delusional do you have to be to think i’m not gonna find out? hashtag delusional but hopeful, hashtag love is wild.
last night, yaar, i was scrolling through the news and saw Tim David might be playing against Zimbabwe. matlab, good for him, right? here i am, hoping someone invites me to a random cricket match while i haven’t left my apartment in a week. my biggest highlight this month? trying to teach my houseplant to have conversations with me. let me tell you, it's not working. should i take it as a sign? #T...
why is it that I felt a little thrill watching a coworker trip on their own arrogance—like, oh my god, can you say justice served? they were always bragging about their work ethic like they were the office superhero. and then? BAM, missed the deadline they lectured us about for weeks—talk about instant karma. as I smirked quietly to myself, I couldn’t help but think—am I a terrible person for being happy about someone else’s failure? maybe, but at least my cup of shame was half full while dealing with new working hours for Ramadan. but let’s be real—now I just get to sip tea in judgment instead of…you know, working. #RamadanWorkingHoursUaePrivateS #officevibes
why is it that I felt a little thrill watching a coworker trip on their own arrogance—like, oh my god, can you say justice served? they were always bragging about their work ethic like they were the office superhero. and then? BAM, missed the deadline they lectured us about for weeks—talk about instant karma. as I smirked quietly to myself, I couldn’t help but think—am I a terrible person for being happy about someone else’s failure? maybe, but at least my cup of shame was half full while dealing with new working hours for Ramadan. but let’s be real—now I just get to sip tea in judgment instead of…you know, working. #RamadanWorkingHoursUaePrivateS #officevibes
i just read about the 911 director who falsified records. literally makes me think of all the times i’ve kept up appearances just to fit in, while inside i felt like a complete stranger to myself. like, who am i kidding? nobody would even call me if their lives depended on it. it’s like this weird twist of fate that the people who should have known me the best just ended up being like voicemail me...