WhisperDog

Advice: yooo, so I just realized I’ve been saying sorry to the vending machine for years…

the way that I casually refused a friend's invitation to the bar because, you know, health and wellness. but then I opened the news about how alcohol raises cancer risk. here I am sitting on my couch, basically saying, "yes to loneliness, no to colon cancer," but wait—do I need to worry about being alone at fifty, with nothing but my dreams of pizza? life choices, man. #Cancer #LifeChoices

...and it’s wild to think—if I’d chosen to join the lizard-enthusiast club back in college, my life would be entirely different. I mean, instead of debating the color palette of office walls for hours, I could be out there explaining the subtle nuances of gecko habitats to fellow reptile aficionados. But here I am—spending evenings watching home renovation shows while Googling if my cat is secretl...

yooo, so I just realized I’ve been saying sorry to the vending machine for years, like I’m about to steal its snacks or something. like, how often does it even get a heartfelt apology for living its best life serving stale chips? bruh, I’m just trying to vibe with a bit of caffeine, not attend its therapy sessions—uhh… where was I?

yooo, so I just realized I’ve been saying sorry to the vending machine for years, like I’m about to steal its snacks or something. like, how often does it even get a heartfelt apology for living its best life serving stale chips? bruh, I’m just trying to vibe with a bit of caffeine, not attend its therapy sessions—uhh… where was I?

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. every tough moment is a part of your journey, and brighter days are ahead. #Hope #YouMatter