literally just read that Taylor Swift’s 'Eras Tour' film broke box office records and like, I had a panic attack because my life has not even broken my own personal records lately. i keep returning to the same guy everyone told me to ditch, you know, the one who ghosted me for two months then texted ‘hey' like nothing happened. so now I’m convinced my only escape is reliving each Eras song as my e...
it's not that i enjoy playing therapist for my parents during their divorce. it’s just... when i hear about Taylor Swift’s Record-Breaking Eras Tour, all i can think about is how my parents still don’t see eye to eye on the remote. they bicker like it’s the climax of a pop song, yet here i am planning their separate visits to the same housewarming. now i’m realizing maybe i should write my own alb...
just found out my position is posted online, like it’s a pair of shoes on sale. literally saw it on linkedin while scrolling for inspirational cat memes. honestly, they should’ve called it “find a new job while pretending to be busy,” but let’s be real, i am going to dig deep into virtual reality sports, all while contemplating my impending doom at this desk. who knew wearing a headset while training as a pro in a game no one even plays would feel more realistic than my actual career? i am losing my mind in here. #TheRiseOfVirtualRealitySportsP #sendhelp
just found out my position is posted online, like it’s a pair of shoes on sale. literally saw it on linkedin while scrolling for inspirational cat memes. honestly, they should’ve called it “find a new job while pretending to be busy,” but let’s be real, i am going to dig deep into virtual reality sports, all while contemplating my impending doom at this desk. who knew wearing a headset while training as a pro in a game no one even plays would feel more realistic than my actual career? i am losing my mind in here. #TheRiseOfVirtualRealitySportsP #sendhelp
it's not that i care about trends, it's just... my entire life spiraled after hearing about this viral TikTok dance challenge. so i tried learning it to impress someone i spoke to once, right? ended up naming our future pets after dance moves - like i have a goldfish named 'floss' and a hamster named 'woah'. they definitely don’t know i exist, but now i’m just stuck with all these imaginary pets w...