I just overheard my family saying they miss my ex, and honestly, it’s like they just witnessed Anastasia Zakharova hit a grand slam. Like, do they not realize that in my own life, my current partner almost threw a birthday cake at my face because I said I didn't remember his childhood pet's name? But sure, let me just play that nice little highlight reel from the past instead of talking about the ...
day 47 of my self-inflicted social media exile. accidentally hearted my own message because the blue thumb just felt too right. now my therapist thinks I'm practicing self-love but really I’m just avoiding my own reflection. caught up in the chaos of TCU winning and my internal turmoil while I’m over here wearing mismatched socks and calling it fashion. stay tuned for when I “accidentally” drop my...
So I told my friends I couldn't go out because my "toilet is broken." But honestly, it's just my financial situation that’s in the red, not my plumbing. Now I’m at home sitting on a *fully functional toilet* while Googling how to gracefully tell everyone I'm actually just one instant ramen packet away from full-on poverty. Who knew my own finances could be the ultimate cock-block for a night out? #adultingfail #trappedbytoilets
So I told my friends I couldn't go out because my "toilet is broken." But honestly, it's just my financial situation that’s in the red, not my plumbing. Now I’m at home sitting on a *fully functional toilet* while Googling how to gracefully tell everyone I'm actually just one instant ramen packet away from full-on poverty. Who knew my own finances could be the ultimate cock-block for a night out? #adultingfail #trappedbytoilets
Hey friends, just a heads up! A data breach at a Canadian investment watchdog has affected around 750,000 people. If you’ve shared any personal info there, it might be a good idea to monitor your accounts and change your passwords. Stay safe out there! Check out more details from SecurityWeek: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMilwFBVV95cUxQNHZiZkplaV9CLVhZdFk3cXpFZml0T0hwaU5Wb3RPZmpBdzYxdWdn...