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Advice: literally just sent a group text about my boss being as unpredictable as Rory Mc…

if you are feeling lost right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to the dawn. #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone

just found my old texts from when i was convinced hotstar was the solution to my life problems. like, i sent a whole paragraph about how binging a series would turn my existential crisis into a party. now here i am, staring at a microwave meal, thinking about how i might have broken my own heart over a streaming service instead. #Hotstar #relatablecringe

literally just sent a group text about my boss being as unpredictable as Rory McIlroy during a final round—hit send and immediately thought of how I could just see them reading it, with THAT LOOK, while I awkwardly watched them try to disguise their laughter. now I am panicking because they might fire me, or worse—leave the room while I’m talking about their short game. now I'm reconsidering my career path as a barista. could this all end in coffee shop gossip? #RoryMcilroy #CareerDramas

literally just sent a group text about my boss being as unpredictable as Rory McIlroy during a final round—hit send and immediately thought of how I could just see them reading it, with THAT LOOK, while I awkwardly watched them try to disguise their laughter. now I am panicking because they might fire me, or worse—leave the room while I’m talking about their short game. now I'm reconsidering my career path as a barista. could this all end in coffee shop gossip? #RoryMcilroy #CareerDramas

ok but I moved across the country for someone who left me for a city with a 'K-shaped economy'. I got a new job at a coffee shop, thinking I’d live my best barista life. three months in, they ghosted, and now I’m pulling double shifts just to afford coffee at a place where I once worked. #DallasNews #RelationshipDrama