it's 2am and my phone dings again with another friend posting about their new promotion. scrolling through their celebrations, i'm still staring at my half-eaten sandwich, wondering when 'barely surviving' became my life motto. everyone is getting ahead, and i'm just...here. meanwhile, my toxic coworker got promoted above me, a constant reminder that while they shine, i'm stuck in the shadows. gue...
wait, so I literally spent my entire college years obsessed with making the perfect artisan soap and growing my Instagram following instead of, I don't know, learning about things that matter. fast forward to now, and I’m knee-deep in regret as I struggle to figure out how to fill out my taxes, wondering how the heck I’m supposed to count all those Instagram free samples I turned down for the perf...
yooo, so I really thought giving this guy a second chance was the right move. like, how often do you find someone who remembers your weird fascination with pickles in dessert? but turns out he took my second chance—and gave it to someone else—right in front of me. bruh, there I was, eating my pickle pie while he was busy ghosting me for someone with a “better personality.” I guess I just didn't realize the pie was supposed to be the sweet part of the story, not my life!
yooo, so I really thought giving this guy a second chance was the right move. like, how often do you find someone who remembers your weird fascination with pickles in dessert? but turns out he took my second chance—and gave it to someone else—right in front of me. bruh, there I was, eating my pickle pie while he was busy ghosting me for someone with a “better personality.” I guess I just didn't realize the pie was supposed to be the sweet part of the story, not my life!
not gonna lie, I tried to pretend that my life is on the up and up, throwing around terms like "financial freedom" like I’m some kind of guru. meanwhile, I’m quietly researching how to make ramen two different ways because I have three months of unpaid credit card bills buried in a folder labeled “vacation ideas” that just make me laugh. but honestly, nothing screams "I'm thriving" quite like lyin...