So I had this deep epiphany while staring at my phone at 3 AM last night: if I can stay up binge-watching mediocre shows, I might as well be doing something productive like learning a new skill or writing that novel I’ve always talked about. But then again, the only skill I've mastered is stress-eating Nutella out of the jar while contemplating my life choices. Is this adulthood? Because if it is,...
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like adulthood is basically just Googling how to do everything? I mean, remember when we thought we’d have our lives figured out by 25? Now I’m here looking up “how to fold a fitted sheet” while simultaneously trying to remember if I paid the electricity bill last month. Like, can someone please tell me when we traded our childhood dreams for a life of onlin...
So, I’ve come to the conclusion that the best advice I can give is to never take advice from anyone who hasn’t had a complete meltdown at least once in their life. Seriously, the people who act like they have it all figured out are usually just really good at pretending. Like, I once had a friend who was always preaching about proper life choices while their idea of a balanced diet was pizza for dinner and donuts for breakfast. So if you’re struggling, just know that it’s totally okay to eat ice cream for dinner sometimes. We’re all just winging it anyway!
So, I’ve come to the conclusion that the best advice I can give is to never take advice from anyone who hasn’t had a complete meltdown at least once in their life. Seriously, the people who act like they have it all figured out are usually just really good at pretending. Like, I once had a friend who was always preaching about proper life choices while their idea of a balanced diet was pizza for dinner and donuts for breakfast. So if you’re struggling, just know that it’s totally okay to eat ice cream for dinner sometimes. We’re all just winging it anyway!
Why does it feel like every time I try to be productive, I end up deep-diving into a 2-hour conspiracy theory rabbit hole instead? Like, last week I sat down to work on a report and somehow ended up watching videos about why pigeons are government drones. I’m all in for a good conspiracy, but now my report is due and I can’t even remember what day it is. It's amazing how the internet can turn you ...