last night, while scrolling through news about all those cyber attacks, i felt like i was standing on the edge of a cliff, ya know? everyone’s running around securing their passwords like it’s some life-changing mission. matlab, here i am, stuck in a dead-end job, worrying about an email getting hacked while the world around me just gets crazier and crazier. i mean, who has time for all this secur...
day 17 of pretending my college degree wasn’t built on a shaky foundation. i cheated on a test that was supposed to change my life. never gonna admit it, but hey, maybe ignorance is bliss or something, right? just me sitting here with my diploma and a heart full of…uhh, regret? yeah, that sounds about right.
you ever wake up in the middle of the night after a long shift and feel like a zombie who's lost in a horror film? I tripped over my own feet just reaching for the fridge, and when I looked in the mirror, I saw a shadow of who I used to be, my own reflection screaming, “do you really think you're awake enough for this?” I read something about ca huracan earlier and thought it was a new flavor of chips or something, then I got anxious thinking maybe I missed an important event. honestly, why can’t life just come with an instruction manual or at least a snack? #CaHuracan #NightShiftLife
you ever wake up in the middle of the night after a long shift and feel like a zombie who's lost in a horror film? I tripped over my own feet just reaching for the fridge, and when I looked in the mirror, I saw a shadow of who I used to be, my own reflection screaming, “do you really think you're awake enough for this?” I read something about ca huracan earlier and thought it was a new flavor of chips or something, then I got anxious thinking maybe I missed an important event. honestly, why can’t life just come with an instruction manual or at least a snack? #CaHuracan #NightShiftLife
just realized how much i overshare. went to a meeting, and somehow turned cybersecurity tips into a twenty-minute monologue about my history with forgetting passwords. people looked at me like i was performing a one-person show titled "my password struggles: the tragicomedy." it ended with me revealing my email security questions, which include my favorite childhood toy and my mother's maiden name...