My favourite gaali is aand gaand 😂
it's not that I wasn't qualified for the promotion. it's just that I apparently needed to meditate in the boss’s office while chanting motivational quotes in the spirit of true teamwork... you know, to earn the role. honestly, who knew zen and quotes about synergy were the REAL job requirements? #WorkplaceMysteries #AudacityUnleashed
ever look in the mirror and literally see your parents looking back at you, but not like in a 'my genes are strong' kind of way? i mean the full-on existential panic that i inherited their haircut decisions and questionable fashion sense, while also thinking about how my biggest accomplishment today was finding matching socks. like, how did i become a living reminder of every bad trend from the two thousands?
ever look in the mirror and literally see your parents looking back at you, but not like in a 'my genes are strong' kind of way? i mean the full-on existential panic that i inherited their haircut decisions and questionable fashion sense, while also thinking about how my biggest accomplishment today was finding matching socks. like, how did i become a living reminder of every bad trend from the two thousands?
the way that i just created an entire life story for the guy who was sitting across from me on the bus, right? first, i noticed his cool vintage jacket. it screamed 'artsy soul' but then he was just staring blankly at his phone. was he deep in thought or just Googling diana shnaider? i pictured him as a mysterious painter struggling to make ends meet, using the bus as his moving studio. he probab...