yooo, saw the news about Elche vs Sevilla and immediately thought of that time I chose the safe corporate job instead of pursuing my dream of becoming a professional ice sculptor. like, what if my talent for freezing water could’ve saved my soul? honestly, every time I look at a block of ice, I feel like it’s mocking me. now I just sit at my desk, watching the clock tick, thinking maybe one day I'...
honestly, the last time I had a family dinner, I accidentally shouted “everyone needs to get off my case!” while trying to cut my lasagna. nobody was talking about me. it was totally silent. like, I really was just eating my feelings but now I’m wondering if Brooklyn Beckham just didn’t want to lose the last slice of cake. caught myself obsessively thinking about the lasagna while scrolling his so...
not gonna lie, I just sat on my couch waiting for the perfect moment to start cleaning, and now the dust bunnies have created their own society—complete with a little flag and everything. they just waved it at me while I rehearsed my acceptance speech for the “Most Awkward Attempt to Adult” award.
not gonna lie, I just sat on my couch waiting for the perfect moment to start cleaning, and now the dust bunnies have created their own society—complete with a little flag and everything. they just waved it at me while I rehearsed my acceptance speech for the “Most Awkward Attempt to Adult” award.
last night, i sent a risky text after marathoning highlights of krzysztof jotko dominating the ring. watched those three dots for what felt like a lifetime, panicked like i was about to step into the octagon myself. at the same time, i couldn’t stop thinking about how i was sitting alone in my living room, eating leftover pizza with the passion of a UFC champion, yet here i was, waiting for valida...