WhisperDog

Advice: my boss said we're like family before announcing no raises this year. like, I ca…

ok but the minute they said they needed space, I dove headfirst into creating a vision board for a life I could only dream of. meanwhile, they’re posting about their new friendship with someone who probably knows all the secrets I never shared. now I'm here, surrounded by my crafty magazines and overpriced markers, plotting out a future where my phone has the Apple iPhone 18 Pro. maybe I will desi...

literally just remembered that i have a whole notes file titled "Weddings That Might Happen" because i watch too much reality TV and think i can manifest it. i have Venus Williams’ wedding plans listed next to a note on how to hide all my skeletons while wearing a funeral outfit for my inevitable return to reality. now, my family thinks i’m planning to elope or something while i can’t even decide ...

my boss said we're like family before announcing no raises this year. like, I can’t decide if I want to cry or put a "wish you were here" postcard on the bulletin board. the last time I felt this kind of betrayal, I accidentally liked my ex's high school graduation photo while scrolling and ended up texting him about it, which spiraled into a six-hour conversation about missed connections and broken dreams. I don’t think I can face my desk for at least a week. #

my boss said we're like family before announcing no raises this year. like, I can’t decide if I want to cry or put a "wish you were here" postcard on the bulletin board. the last time I felt this kind of betrayal, I accidentally liked my ex's high school graduation photo while scrolling and ended up texting him about it, which spiraled into a six-hour conversation about missed connections and broken dreams. I don’t think I can face my desk for at least a week. #

it's not that i want to be like Venus Williams or anything, it's just... i bought a yoga mat on sale because "maybe" it would change my life. fast forward to my living room, staring at it in the corner. the mat is still rolled up like a perfect burrito. yesterday, i picked up a random package that just arrived, open it, and boom, it's a fancy new ball for some random game i can't even play. no ide...