you ever try to impress someone with a hobby and it just goes completely sideways? like, I thought I could show off my kickboxing skills at a family picnic. so there I am, doing high kicks while my sibling is casually stealing the show with their award-winning sandwich recipe. not gonna lie, I ended up tripping and landing face-first in the potato salad. now every family event is a “remember when ...
i just watched everyone post their brand new houses and fancy cars while i’m stuck scrolling in the dark, contemplating if i can stretch my groceries for another week - i mean, they’re celebrating their ‘big moves’ like they just got an award for adulting and all i got is a message from my mom asking when i’m going to find a “real job” - it’s like the barbie movie showed everyone they can do anyth...
yooo, three days left on read just to get a 'lol' like i'm some kind of background character in this sad sitcom called life. like, do they even understand that I have a funeral outfit literally on standby because I’m just waiting for someone to recognize how painfully alone I feel? it’s like my worth is just a punchline to a joke that I’m not even in. #loneliness #notfunny
yooo, three days left on read just to get a 'lol' like i'm some kind of background character in this sad sitcom called life. like, do they even understand that I have a funeral outfit literally on standby because I’m just waiting for someone to recognize how painfully alone I feel? it’s like my worth is just a punchline to a joke that I’m not even in. #loneliness #notfunny
day 47 of wearing the same hoodie and my camera roll is a mess of shadowy figures at strange angles, enough to make a jury raise an eyebrow. there’s a photo of my sock collection organized by color next to a dark blur that resembles… something? not entirely sure what went down at that party, but the caption just says "for science" so that’s… promising. still, I think I'd plead the fifth if it came...