yooo, just casually scrolling through social media and ended up accidentally liking a photo from 47 weeks ago. it was my crush at a soccer game, smiling like he won the world cup or something. next thing I know, I'm frantically unliking it like I’m defusing a bomb. I then spent three hours creating an elaborate theory about why they were at that game with someone who definitely isn’t me. bruh, I l...
just found out my partner’s been texting someone else, so i confronted them while stirring a pot of spaghetti, right? they looked me dead in the eye and said, “you know how hard it is to find good ingredients these days?” i paused, spatula in hand, and said, “that’s not gonna work. my love for carbs is strong enough to forgive a lot, but not this.”
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that it is okay to take things one moment at a time, and brighter days are ahead. #HopeExists #StayStrong
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that it is okay to take things one moment at a time, and brighter days are ahead. #HopeExists #StayStrong
ok but I just revealed to my grocery clerk that my favorite childhood snack was pickles stuffed with peanut butter. they looked at me like I just committed a crime. now I can’t even walk down that aisle without pretending I’m in a true crime documentary, explaining my life choices to an audience of one.