i thought i was finally an adult. then i heard about the snow and all i could think was, is there school today? next thing i know, i’m scrolling through an old fan account of my favorite childhood show, debating whether or not to fire off a snarky comment about the latest reboot. instead, i accidentally expose myself as a grown adult complaining about a snow day while engaging in petty drama with ...
i was scrolling through my bank statement when i realized how many subscriptions i've collected. its like i’m hoarding digital memberships, but without the satisfaction of seeing my trophies. i’m probably giving more to streaming services than the defense budget does, and trust me, at this point, my life’s a war zone. if hal share price can climb while my personal budget craters, maybe it’s time f...
not gonna lie, i always swore i would never become one of those people who gets upset about stuff like lawn ornaments. yet, here i am, throwing shade at my neighbor's inflatable flamingo like it's ruining my life. so, there i was, ready to yell at them about my garden's aesthetics when i slipped on my own flowerbed and fell face-first into a bush. imagine them laughing at me while their flamingo keeps on flapping in the wind. #lifeisfunny #wheresmypride
not gonna lie, i always swore i would never become one of those people who gets upset about stuff like lawn ornaments. yet, here i am, throwing shade at my neighbor's inflatable flamingo like it's ruining my life. so, there i was, ready to yell at them about my garden's aesthetics when i slipped on my own flowerbed and fell face-first into a bush. imagine them laughing at me while their flamingo keeps on flapping in the wind. #lifeisfunny #wheresmypride
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to not have everything figured out. life can be a challenging journey, but every step you take is a testament to your strength. brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away right now. #YouAreNotAlone #ThisTooShallPass #KeepGoing