I once took a week off work to "find myself" and ended up binge-watching a series I’d seen five times while eating an entire pizza by myself. So here's my hot take: if you're going to take time off, just be honest with yourself about it. “Self-care” shouldn’t mean pretending you're on a wellness retreat while really just avoiding your responsibilities. Honestly, saving money on therapy just to hav...
I just finished a book that was allegedly a "thriller," and let me tell you, I spent the last 200 pages waiting for the plot to finally show up. I was more shocked when my cat knocked over a potted plant than when the so-called "twist" happened. Honestly, I think I could write a better mystery after watching a few episodes of a cooking show. Why do people keep recommending these books that leave y...
You ever notice how everyone talks about “follow your passion” like it’s supposed to magically pay the bills? Meanwhile, my passion is binge-watching terrible reality TV and eating snacks in bed. Newsflash: that doesn’t exactly scream “career path.” Honestly, can we just admit that sometimes the best advice is to find something you don’t hate and then pray the universe throws in a decent paycheck? Because I’m tired of pretending like I’m gonna turn my "passion" for procrastination into a full-time gig.
You ever notice how everyone talks about “follow your passion” like it’s supposed to magically pay the bills? Meanwhile, my passion is binge-watching terrible reality TV and eating snacks in bed. Newsflash: that doesn’t exactly scream “career path.” Honestly, can we just admit that sometimes the best advice is to find something you don’t hate and then pray the universe throws in a decent paycheck? Because I’m tired of pretending like I’m gonna turn my "passion" for procrastination into a full-time gig.
Is it just me, or is the whole "fashionable comfort" trend basically a conspiracy to make us look like we've just rolled out of bed? I mean, when did wearing pajamas in public become chic? I wore what I thought were stylish athleisure pants the other day, only to realize they were just glorified sweats. Got called "trendy" at the coffee shop when I literally felt like a walking burrito. Seriously,...