Honestly speaking, I don't like one specific species that exists on earth called human 🤯
So, I decided to take up cooking during lockdown because, you know, how hard could it be? Fast forward to me lighting my kitchen on fire while trying to sauté veggies for the first time. I swear I've seen safer explosions in action movies. Now, my friends joke that my specialty is “smoked charcoal” and they act like I’m Gordon Ramsay... except instead of Michelin stars, I get “please don’t try to ...
I once spent a whole weekend scrolling through relationship advice forums, convinced I’d find the secret to lasting love. By the end, I was more confused than when I started. Turns out everyone has an opinion, but no one really knows what’s going on. My best advice? Trust your gut, ignore the experts, and if they can’t commit to brunch plans, they’re definitely not committing to you. Just saying.
I once spent a whole weekend scrolling through relationship advice forums, convinced I’d find the secret to lasting love. By the end, I was more confused than when I started. Turns out everyone has an opinion, but no one really knows what’s going on. My best advice? Trust your gut, ignore the experts, and if they can’t commit to brunch plans, they’re definitely not committing to you. Just saying.
You ever notice how the best movie plots are just real life turned up to 11? Like, my life is basically a low-budget rom-com where I awkwardly trip over my crush and instead of a passionate kiss, I just end up apologizing profusely while my friends cringe in the background. And don’t even get me started on the dramatic twists—one minute I’m thriving at work, the next I’m “tasting my own tears” whi...