do you ever feel like you’ve got a one-way ticket to a circus where you’re the only act? i caught myself pretending that our late-night talks were the grand finale—dreaming of the day they'd see me in the spotlight. but deep down, i know the truth. they don’t do relationships—only side shows. and here i am, with my heart doing acrobatics for someone who just wants to watch from the audience.
wait, seeing Jason Holder smash those records feels like a punch in the gut. yaar, matlab, I'm sitting here still figuring out my life while he's breaking records. it’s like I’m trapped in slow motion while everyone else is winning at full speed. honestly, makes me question if I’m even playing my game right. #JasonHolder #LifeStruggles
ever sit next to someone on the bus and just KNOW their entire life story? like, there’s this guy who looked like he moonlights as a secret agent but also collects ceramic cats. i crafted an epic narrative of his tragic love affair with a barista named Cindy who makes terrible lattes but has a heart of gold. i felt like i was a screenwriter for a romcom, until he sneezed and let out a long string of “oh my gods” about how he missed the last bus because his cat, Mr. Whiskers, hid his keys. that’s when i realized he was just like me, deeply embarrassing and fully human.
ever sit next to someone on the bus and just KNOW their entire life story? like, there’s this guy who looked like he moonlights as a secret agent but also collects ceramic cats. i crafted an epic narrative of his tragic love affair with a barista named Cindy who makes terrible lattes but has a heart of gold. i felt like i was a screenwriter for a romcom, until he sneezed and let out a long string of “oh my gods” about how he missed the last bus because his cat, Mr. Whiskers, hid his keys. that’s when i realized he was just like me, deeply embarrassing and fully human.
the way that my family is literally asking about my love life at every gathering while i’m just trying to figure out if my engineering degree will pay off, is wild. my cousin just got back from a trip abroad flaunting their paycheck like it's the holy grail. like, yaar, matlab samjho na, मैं यहाँ अपनी जिंदगी की बुनियाद बनाने में लगा हूँ, और घर वाले समझते नहीं। honestly, it feels like a never-endi...