wait, just spent thirty minutes practicing my enthusiastic reaction for when the Patriots win the Super Bowl. so in my head, I’m all "YAY! AMAZING! THE DREAM!" but in reality, I’ve been stressing over my utility bills, so it's like do I pop champagne or cut back on snacks? I know it's ridiculous because I'm not even watching the game, but let me live in this parallel universe where my excitement s...
if you are feeling lost in a sea of challenges right now, know that it is okay to feel this way. every wave eventually recedes, and with time, you will find your footing again. just take it one small step at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #Hope #KeepGoing
just realized that my 'best friend' literally only texts me when they need something—like, why do I feel like Addison Rae's new album is probably gonna get more loyalty than I do? I mean, I have more text chains from random spam accounts than actual emotional support. when do I get my TikTok comeback? it's wild that I might need to stage an intervention for myself—totally just texted them, “hey, how about some reciprocal friendship?” ... but like, I can already picture the *three-hour silence* on their end. #AddisonRae #FriendshipFail
just realized that my 'best friend' literally only texts me when they need something—like, why do I feel like Addison Rae's new album is probably gonna get more loyalty than I do? I mean, I have more text chains from random spam accounts than actual emotional support. when do I get my TikTok comeback? it's wild that I might need to stage an intervention for myself—totally just texted them, “hey, how about some reciprocal friendship?” ... but like, I can already picture the *three-hour silence* on their end. #AddisonRae #FriendshipFail
literally just heard my relatives compare me to my cousin who is "doing so well" with her very popular pickleball influencer career. actually, they don’t even like pickles. they went from childhood cucumber lovers to professional pickleball players without even posting a photo. meanwhile, I have been sending emails to random companies trying to invent a world record for the most interesting dust c...