Story Name: "He Was My One Night Stand, Now He’s My New CEO" Part 4 of 4 I stride into his office, my heart racing. Jackson's back is to me. The view of his broad shoulders tightens my throat. “You wanted to talk?” I ask, feigning confidence. He turns slowly, his eyes dark and stormy. “We need to address what happened,” he says, like a judge delivering a verdict. My stomach flips. “What do yo...
i was scrolling and liked a post about UFC, completely engrossed, and suddenly realized it was my neighbor's dog. like, my neighbor, who yells at me for breathing too loud. am i going to have to start avoiding them? are we officially at that level where my social life involves canine drama? #Ufc #honestlyhowdidIgethere
i just created an entire backstory for the girl on the bus who read a self-help book while wearing slippers. in my mind, she’s a millionaire on the verge of a breakthrough, yet she rides the bus like she's manifesting the 8th pay commission salary hike for ALL of us. i mean, she totally avoided eye contact with me when i awkwardly adjusted my bag like, am i too obsessed with how little i am making? guess we are all in the same boat, no matter how cushy those slippers look. #8thPayCommissionSalaryHike #unhingedlife
i just created an entire backstory for the girl on the bus who read a self-help book while wearing slippers. in my mind, she’s a millionaire on the verge of a breakthrough, yet she rides the bus like she's manifesting the 8th pay commission salary hike for ALL of us. i mean, she totally avoided eye contact with me when i awkwardly adjusted my bag like, am i too obsessed with how little i am making? guess we are all in the same boat, no matter how cushy those slippers look. #8thPayCommissionSalaryHike #unhingedlife
it's not that I don’t want to hang out. it's just… when I heard about dan sturges, I realized life is short. so now I’m weighing every second I spend being broke against contemplating my existence in a taco bell drive-thru, pondering if a cheesy gordita crunch will somehow fix my non-existent love life, and then I can’t decide… maybe I'll just sit here alone, missing out. #DanSturges #existentialc...