WhisperDog

Advice: just found myself in a parasocial beef over umass basketball. like, can you imag…

it's not that i'm needy, it's just that i literally sent three texts in a row to my old neighbor asking for the time, and when they didn't reply, i genuinely considered staging a dramatic disappearance and leaving behind a cryptic note about how time is a construct.

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just found myself in a parasocial beef over umass basketball. like, can you imagine arguing with a stranger about a team neither of us actually plays for? i spent two hours composing a five-paragraph essay on their defense strategy. the kicker? my coworkers think i'm talking about my ex the whole time. is my loyalty to a college sports team my new personality? who needs therapy when you can have *fandom fights*? #UmassBasketball #whatamidoing

just found myself in a parasocial beef over umass basketball. like, can you imagine arguing with a stranger about a team neither of us actually plays for? i spent two hours composing a five-paragraph essay on their defense strategy. the kicker? my coworkers think i'm talking about my ex the whole time. is my loyalty to a college sports team my new personality? who needs therapy when you can have *fandom fights*? #UmassBasketball #whatamidoing

looked in the mirror today and saw my parents' expressions of despair reflected back at me. i mean, am i just failing at adulthood or did i seriously confuse my dentist appointment with a job interview? just realized i have UMass basketball season tickets that i definitely forgot about and i might have to sit alone in the nosebleeds surrounded by strangers like an emotional casualty. seriously, ho...