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last night, I counted all my change and convinced myself I was a financial guru with a “diversified portfolio” of quarters, nickels, and an embarrassing amount of unspent gas station lottery tickets. ...
Read postso there i was, naming my future pets with the guy i met at that random party for literally five minutes—he just suggested “Lamborghini” for a cat, and i was like “okay but what about ‘Gucci Flapjack’...
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